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Facebook Blues

Facebook blues occurs after writing on someones wall, note, or status, and they don't respond. You wait and wait for a response constantly checking your Facebook to see if they have done so.

After the first day of hourly checking your facebook, you begin to facestalk them. This includes checking to see if they have commented on someone elses wall, status, or photos. As a last act of desperation, you send them a private message repeating the original post.

Your sadness resonates throughout Facebook until they respond, at which point you've gotten rid of the Facebook Blues.
She wrote on her crush's wall and waited a couple of days for a response. After the third day she was hit by a bad case of Facebook Blues; and, she felt sad that he had updated his status, but not responded to her comment.
by La'BonQie May 16, 2009
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Ballsack blues

1. a dull, nagging pain in the scrotum from jumping, running or playing impact sports without support.

2. a lingering case of blue balls
Since i played volleyball this morning, i've been singing the ballsack blues.
by Teeny B Smith September 7, 2006
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Post-Con Blues

The feeling of sadness that comes from leaving an anime convention and returning home to your original, normal life.
Ever since I got home from Otakon, I caught Post-Con Blues, and I haven't been able to get anything done.
by Ixra October 8, 2008
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Meme Page Blues

When you become depressed because you run a meme page
Person 1: hey my guy, what's wrong

Person 2: I just have the meme page blues
by Creepy_JDC September 4, 2017
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Election Night Blues

1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 3, 2020
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Ragtime blues

1) The depression one feels when one's lover is experiencing heavy flow menstruation and sex is not an option.
2) The frustration of abstaining from sex while experiencing menstruation

Derived from the words "rag and "blue" which describe a sanitary napkin and the color of testicles containing overabundant semen respectively.
1)"What's the matter? Not getting any from Amy?"

"It's been the ragtime blues lately."

2)"What's the matter, Amy? Ragtime Blues?"
by Spidey Sutra January 6, 2009
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Subie Blues

The feeling when your subaru is broken and nothing is going right
I got the Subie blues when it started to snow and my subaru was broken.
by Subaru Worldwide December 9, 2019
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