fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.

My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

Drop'em Blossom

a cute girl willing to hook up

Yeah, I took that drop'em blossom to my place after the gig

by dog nipple October 3, 2016

name blossom

a very annoying girl that has a funny sense of humour. usually she has brown curly hair and wears glasses! she likes slime!

name blossom is so annoying!
i know

by mr_pineapple January 6, 2018

peach-blossom

a type of woman usually associated to a concubine or a geisha.

Ann was a peach-blossom because she slept with a lot of men.

by Anika Romera April 29, 2016

Turd blossom

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016