Apple Blindness

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

by shaun br April 21, 2017

blind hating

When someone is hating on you and you never ever see them, physically or mentally.

Someone hating without the other individual knowing what the hate is for.

Never formally met, but you hating on me.

1: I heard some boys on the east side blind hating.

2: I never meet him before but i can tell he is a blind hater.

3: James been a blind hater since i first met him and he hasn't changed yet.

by "J-A" @JaHighwayENT December 17, 2013

corn blindness

When you are a killer, and are chasing someone through a corn field and no longer can see them in the game dead by daylight.

"Toxic Claudette! you know corn blindness is a real thing!"

by Corn blindness October 19, 2018

boob blindness

The inability to see flaws in a persons character or statements due to their breasts

I didn't see how mean she was to me for my boob blindness

by knight_dalvo April 17, 2014

Blind Weekend

When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.

Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"

Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"

Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."

by LV3 August 26, 2013