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penis blinking

When a guy makes a quick pump by doing the opposite of what he would do when he pushes out shit. That is one blink. Penis blinking is the penis-ical equivalent of blinking.
"Once I start penis blinking, I just can't stop doing it an noticing it! Good thing no one else can tell."
by Will F January 22, 2008
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blacking out

To drink so much alcohol that you dont remember a thing.
Jenny: What happened last night?
Christy: You don't remember? You need to cut down on the booze...you keep blacking out!!
by ghodsi January 14, 2008
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cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train
jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack
by funny truth October 21, 2008
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Bricking it

To be frightened, 'to be shitting yourself'
They were bricking it about the DB meeting
by 1986J November 17, 2011
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Bicking

An idiot 5th graders way of saying biking.
You can keep your respiratory system healthy by:Exercising,Bicking,Walking,and Push ups.
by Bicking Master February 26, 2019
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C- Blocking

the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up
by dRunKnChiEf June 28, 2008
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lane blocking

the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)
eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!
by earpuller July 2, 2006
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