dirty Brandyn

When a man is too nervous to get an erection during intercourse.

We were going to have sex but then he became a dirty Brandyn.

by Somebody’s mom April 5, 2023

bland sniffa

One who sniffs a heinous amount of bland. (Bland as in ones own brand). Or one who enjoys blanding on other people.

1. Ronnie smiled delightfully as his bland blew across Shelisha's face and through her hair.
2. Ronnie: Shelisha, would you be inclined to sniffing my bland?
Shelisha: Of course, Ronnie!
Ronnie: (farts in her face)
3. Shelisha's bland sounded quite wet and produced a great amount of anal leakage on Ronnie's chest following their butt sex experimentation.

by Davey S. June 29, 2005

blandwich

A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.

MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!

by The G Man September 10, 2004

Brandyn

He is a goofy, cute, wonderful guy that's can make you feel amazing without even saying a word. He's the kinda guy that would help you after you fall but then will tease you for being clumsy and make you laugh. He's there when you need him even if you think he doesn't care. He's a great boyfriend that makes you feel wonderful and amazing. He's Brandyn.

Girl: there he goes wish my boyfriend was like Brandyn

by Pakbxhrnjd June 11, 2017

blandiose

When something is pompous, and boring at the same time

The professor gave another of his blandiose pronouncements from Mt. Olympus

by Domini September 28, 2007

Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

by cheffykins August 8, 2010

Blanzy

verb: to Blanzy

meaning - to absolutely destroy, ruin and irreparably fuck up a task or process.

I blanzyed the shit out of that TV, its totally fucked now.

by Vinylbomb January 22, 2011