Barney

A Thin Ginger Drunk Person
by Cyril Snear August 22, 2007
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the most annoying dinosaur that poops out little kids and eats them again then it starts all over this is called the poopasauris rex cycle
Noodle: Do you watch barney? Me: no. You: Barney r like cancer it r contageousz it r scary we r die it no. Barnie: spoop
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm, August 01, 2016
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Barney

1.) Adjective- To do something that will get you caught by some kind of authority figure, in an obvious manner.

2.) Noun- A Cop
Dude! Don't climb that fence to tag that spot, this place is barney.
by Ribcage Hacksaw August 16, 2007
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Barney

Child- Hey mom how many barney untill we get there?

Mom- 4 barneys, dumb fuck!
by Bonnie C September 07, 2008
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Barney Calhoun

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.
by I Love Mr PhD July 03, 2010
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barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
by Purple sum bitch January 24, 2016
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Barney-style

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.
I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.
by pockets1213 April 17, 2016
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