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Akram

During the span of the homosapien creatures and his predecessors, people of great thirst were amongst them. Naturally, the winter would kill them off, but some would resort to herbs and leaves to seduce alpha males main female companions. Unfortunately this common house hold pest has not been eliminated and during recent times, (most notably the during the 20th century and on going years) was the real "renaissance" for the thirsty akram. As time passes there came a period of time where they really didn't care what others thought (YOLO). This movement has been growing ever so strong and a new strain of thirstyness has prevailed with the advent of Facebook and the ease of stalking girls. It has been coined as being in a state of "Akram".

Akram is a word used in ancient text by during the Sumerian civilization in 4000 B.C. Archaeologists uncovered a tablet artifact depicting an a male who is consumed by Akram, within the midst of two females. Historians express that the hieroglyphics illustrate that this man has preconceived notions of sexual intent before meeting the females and thus is in an intense thirsty state using any means possible to attract a woman to copulate with him. However, this delusional psychological state in both historical and hegemonic beliefs fail to provide the individual who has succumbed to Akram with a sexual partner.
Male 1 Observing: Why is he acting in an strange manner?

An dialogue example within a modern social setting:

Male 2 Observing: Can't you see he is in a state of Akram, he thinks he can get some strawberry shortcake that way.

Male 1: What the deuce...

Male Affected by Akram: You guys looked at my girls, why did you cockblock me?
by akram April 17, 2013
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abrams derangement syndrome

The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.
Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"

Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"

Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
by T-Rocknrolla September 14, 2013
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Aramis

Aramis thicc like Mewtoo
Aramis shit like poo poo
Sending out shots like pew pew
Ask your lil' bitch how you do
That bitch thick like Mewtwo
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Azamat

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Nektarios Avramidis

The coolest cat in town. Is the man at bmxing around the malta woods. Has the messiest room in town.
I am nektarios avramidis

I am the coolest.
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Aram

Aram is a rich person that can buy your girl
Oh my lord that guy is to rich his name must be Aram
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Atramex

Pain of my satin taking over my body , my dark side
He blames his atramex for his sins
by JessieDope May 16, 2019
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