Alonavirus

The ailment contracted by lonely singles after Valentine’s Day. Symptoms include feverish right-swiping on dating apps and a renewed desire to wreck the gym. The general public can protect itself by wearing masks, to avoid smelling Alonavirus victims’ brand new cologne: Dior Amour.

Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.

Adam contracted Alonavirus on Valentine’s Day when he binged-watched all of his friends’ romantic Instagram stories.

by nolandc February 22, 2020

Awnaur

Some dumbass kid who doesn’t know what trees are and has a hard time sitting down do to bad hips.

Goddamnit Awnaur! Get your hips checked.

by Damn_shottiee November 7, 2020

Awoman

Let's make it prettier

Tired of being mansplained-to about how to do things, Dedre decided to Awoman it.

by Bean Spoon January 3, 2021

Awoman

Greek for "It's fine"
Based off of the word Amen. Greek for "So be it"

Thank you God for everything you placed in my life, Awoman.

by GamsgePro January 8, 2021

Awoman

What she said

If amen means so it is, then awoman is what she said

by bagginshield January 11, 2021

anonalymes

Short for anonymous anomalies or unidentified unknowns

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by Androc January 21, 2021

Awonga

Amazing, fucking sweet dude
Invented by Mia ECHO KYOTO yeah babyy

“Dude that turkey sandwich was Awonga”
“I hate you”

by Dr. spingybingus April 19, 2021