Giant smurf looking guy: We should go to the sacred bush of lost souls. I hear it’s extra sacredy this time of year.
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: We did that last week. How but the sacred shrub of hollow visionaries?
Giant smurf looking guy: Nah, too expensive now. What about the stick of underdeveloped dreamscapes?
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You didn’t hear? That place closed down awhile back. The only other place I can think of is the sacred cow patty of the valued elders.
Giant smurf looking guy: That settles it then. Go hook your hair up to that anteater looking horse and let’s get out of here.
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You are so Avatar.
Giant smurf looking guy: If only I could control Ohio’s weather.
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: At least you’re very Luke. You got that going for you.
Giant smurf looking guy: Yeah, but you’re no Becky. I’m so Avatar and I don’t even know it.
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: We did that last week. How but the sacred shrub of hollow visionaries?
Giant smurf looking guy: Nah, too expensive now. What about the stick of underdeveloped dreamscapes?
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You didn’t hear? That place closed down awhile back. The only other place I can think of is the sacred cow patty of the valued elders.
Giant smurf looking guy: That settles it then. Go hook your hair up to that anteater looking horse and let’s get out of here.
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You are so Avatar.
Giant smurf looking guy: If only I could control Ohio’s weather.
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: At least you’re very Luke. You got that going for you.
Giant smurf looking guy: Yeah, but you’re no Becky. I’m so Avatar and I don’t even know it.
by Flagges Stone February 4, 2010
When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.
Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.
by tacotyme January 12, 2010
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When a really fat man is getting a blow job, he holds up his fat gut, then drops it on her head and yells... \"AVALANCHE\"
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