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A world where any and all plants are The Sacred Something of Something
Giant smurf looking guy: We should go to the sacred bush of lost souls. I hear it’s extra sacredy this time of year.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: We did that last week. How but the sacred shrub of hollow visionaries?

Giant smurf looking guy: Nah, too expensive now. What about the stick of underdeveloped dreamscapes?
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You didn’t hear? That place closed down awhile back. The only other place I can think of is the sacred cow patty of the valued elders.

Giant smurf looking guy: That settles it then. Go hook your hair up to that anteater looking horse and let’s get out of here.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You are so Avatar.

Giant smurf looking guy: If only I could control Ohio’s weather.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: At least you’re very Luke. You got that going for you.

Giant smurf looking guy: Yeah, but you’re no Becky. I’m so Avatar and I don’t even know it.
by Flagges Stone February 4, 2010
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Aspen Avalanche

When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.
Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.
by tacotyme January 12, 2010
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When a man and a woman ttie there hair together and the man and woman takes turns choking each other until they turn blue while fucking eachother
After work last night me and a hooker went home and avatared eachother.
by J. Albrecht August 8, 2010
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avalanche

When a really fat man is getting a blow job, he holds up his fat gut, then drops it on her head and yells... \"AVALANCHE\"
by whoknows65 April 26, 2005
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two dogs fighting over treats is the same thing as two dudes fighting over an avatar.
by rtrain 5000 December 27, 2009
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Being environmentally too friendly. Coming from James Cameron's movie "Avatar"
Dude did you just throw that paper in a NON RECYCLING bin?!

WOAH, Avatar chill
by MiggyChan January 27, 2010
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The act of using a friend to have sex with someone else while you control them.
Joel and Richiard just fucked that girl avatar style
by Avatar2101 January 3, 2010
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