Australian Feedbag

When you poop diarrhea into someone's mouth in a sexual kind of way.

Give me a rusty trombone or I'll give you an australian feedbag.

by Jack Flack Always Escapes September 2, 2009

Australian Think Tank

Psychiatric ward. So called because Australians have a reputation for being goofballs.

Babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the Australian Think Tank

by Tom from the Shore November 8, 2007

Australian Kiss

A French kiss down under.

An Australian kiss is a French kiss performed on a woman below the waist.

by ccnotdd April 6, 2010

australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.

Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?

by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010

Australian Spiderman

The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.

Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"

by Mr. Magnum January 1, 2009

australian

people that live in Australia.
people with the best accents ever.

G'day mate. I'm speaking Australian.

by cookiequeens December 23, 2009

Australian Rules

Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.

The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys

by aussie_babee December 1, 2009