BITCH ASSNESS

You did or are doing somethin stupid,childish or un called for......

"Yo y did u give dat bum ass nigga miimy phone number 4....dats bitch assness of u ?"

by ladii fresh February 26, 2008

assless curlybird

a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.

"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."

by Brodsgaard November 23, 2003

assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Asses Of Fire

A fake band name commonly used to throw adam off the trail of the real name of a good song so he doesnt ruin it

Adam:Yo josh who sang that song
Josh:Asses Of Fire
Adam:Thanks *Goes on kazaa and cant find song*

by Filchmaster Flex July 23, 2003

assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008

excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."

"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."

by DMC May 24, 2004

Assies

Somebody who plays and talks about their ass in public (mainly with friends)

Seeing whos ass is bigger, spanking

by SLee February 19, 2005