assbean

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Half-Assed

When you do something but don't give it your all, always resulting in whatever your doing turning out poorly or incorrectly. Doing things Half-Assed is more than just an act, it's a way of life for most Americans.

Mr.Schoene: Your a smart kid, I don't understand how you're failing so many classes. Jenny: It's because he does a Half-Assed job at everthing he does. Edgar: Well sorry if you don't like my way of life, after all , Half-Assed is the way i was raised.

by Xero _ Manifest November 8, 2010

Assem

A middle eastern male given name that means one that abstains from all that's evil...

Person 1: what's that guy's name?
Person 2: Assem
Person 1: wow, the name really fits him

by Linguisticone March 3, 2009

jibbering blue assed baboon

A moron, a person who does not know what they are doing in there job, or in genral. A genral dunce, or hyperactive person.

He/She is a Jibbering blue assed baboon.

by Yama December 8, 2005

assneck

The fleshy area between one's scrotum and ass

Oh god my assneck is on fire!!

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

tight-assed

be tight-arsed or tight-assed(British & Australian, very informal, American, very informal)

to be worried about small details that are not important.

Cambridge International Dictionary of Idioms © Cambridge University Press 1998

Don't ask Jack to get involved, he's so tight-assed and really irritating.

by dulcederonda January 30, 2008

rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.

by Mercifull March 4, 2005