Iced Tea Assault

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.

I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.

by Trilly May 2, 2006

amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

by DocP October 21, 2006

Sensual Assault

A Sensual Assault has been committed when an individual engages in sensual activity without the explicit consent of the other individual involved

synonyms: stage 5 clinger

I was just lookin to hit it and quit and he totally sensual assaulted me

by sastastic May 23, 2011

Consensual Sexual Assault

Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.

Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"

Girl- "My boyfriend"

Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"

Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"

Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"

by KayEmFitz October 7, 2013

Politically Correct Assault Rifle

A lever action carbine. It is fast, accurate, and an excellent weapon for self defense. Since it is a typical hunting rifle, most pantywaist liberals do not whine about it and plead for it to be banned.

The Marlin 1894 is an excellent Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It comes in several excellent self-defense calibers that are great for blowing down Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals. Sissy pants liberals who say they don't mind hunting can't whine about this fine hunting rifle.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008

m-4a1 m203 assault rifle

M4A1
A. DESCRIPTION: THE M4A1 IS A COMPACT LIGHTWEIGHT WEAPON THAT IS A MODIFIED M4 CARBINE. THE M4A1 (SOF VARIANT) CARBINE DIFFERS FROM THE BASIC M4 IN THE FOLLOWING FEATURES; FULL AUTOMATIC FIRING MODE, A FLAT TOP RAIL FOR MOUNTING DAY/NIGHT SIGHTS AND A DETACHABLE CARRYING HANDLE.

B. CAPABILITIES: THE M4A1 FIRES THE SAME AMMUNITION AS THE M16A2 AND THE M4 CARBINE. IT ALSO MOUNTS ALL ACCESSORIES COMMON TO THE M16A2 AND M4 TO INCLUDE THE 40MM GRENADE LAUNCHER. SOF UNITS WILL HAVE THE ABILITY TO ADAPT ONE VERSATILE WEAPON TO MEET SEVERAL MISSION NEEDS RATHER THAN HAVING MANY DIFFERENT WEAPONS THAT ARE CURRENTLY EMPLOYED.

M203-Features: The M203 40mm Grenade Launcher is used while attached to an M16A2 5.56mm rifle. It is a lightweight, compact, breech loading, pump action, single shot launcher. The launcher consists of a hand guard and sight assembly with an adjustable metallic folding, short-range blade sight assembly, and an aluminum receiver assembly which houses the barrel latch, barrel stop and firing mechanism. The launcher is capable of firing a variety of low velocity 40mm ammunition.
The launcher also has a quadrant sight which may be attached to the M16A2 carrying handle and is used when precision is required out to the maximum effective range of the weapon.

The m-4a1 m203 assault rifle is a versital weapon that increases the firepower of an individual soldier

by Shmerlin December 28, 2005

Brooklyn Assault Rifle

A Winchester model 1894 .30-30 rifle. This definition was created by the late Colonel Jeff Cooper.

Pansy ass liberals wring their hands and whine about "assault rifles," which, they say, are the favorite weapon of the Crips, the Bloods, and the Pachucos. A pansy ass liberal calls any black, ugly, semiautomatic rifle an assault rifle, which is like calling any black, ugly cat a dog. To keep from getting their pansy asses kicked, many liberals say they don't want to outlaw hunting or legitimate hunting rifles. Virtually all of those liberals will agree that a Winchester 1894 .30-30 is a hunting rifle. So there you have it: A wonderful, fast-shooting, accurate rifle just right for blasting Crips, Bloods, and Pachucos in defense of your home, your family, and yourself. This is the Brooklyn Assault Rifle. Get one today and start cleaning up your neighborhood while fooling your local pansy ass liberals.

Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.

You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008