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no assatall

sounds like a disease if u say it fast but it means to have no ass at all
Man! You must be sick! I think u have no assatall!
by A7X January 6, 2005
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Taco Assault

1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(
by Somniloquy May 16, 2010
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First Encounter Assault Recon

The First Encounter Assault Recon (Otherwise known as FEAR), is the largest of the official groups within the game ROBLOX, with 89959 members as of the publishing of this definition.

From the members of FEAR you will hear that the FEAR Empire is the greatest thing that will ever come to exist. They will go on and on about how incredibly dead anyone who opposes them will be. Even the second sentence of their group description is a lie, saying "The F.E.A.R. Empire is 115,892 Members strong as of today", when (on my screen) two inches to the right of the text '115,892' is the ROBLOX official member count, reading 89959.

From non-FEAR members, you will hear that they are just the largest collection of illiterate, arrogant, foolish, and just plain stupid jerks that you will ever see.

In the examples box, I have a standard conversation between a FEAR member and a NON-FEAR member.
First Encounter Assault Recon: IZ WILL EATING YOU HART AZ I KIL U!

NON-FEAR: I doubt you know where my heart is. Or how to get it out.

FEAR: I USE ME SORDZ!

NON-FEAR: You have a knife in your hand, not a sword.

FEAR: 2 BAD! I KIL U NAO!

(Non-fear kills FEAR)

NON-FEAR: Well, good luck.

FEAR: NUB! REPORTED!
by Bob1Nilly July 12, 2011
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sleep assault

when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in sexual activites
"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"
by seanbasil89 February 24, 2010
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Assatopiosis

A disease in which you have random fingerprints on your shit.
My friend bob has assatopiosis
by Terry Conway January 20, 2007
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Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.
"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."
by penquinsolder October 26, 2012
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assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.
"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."
by Desht ree July 19, 2016
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