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The sequel to the popular game Assassin's Creed, in which a secret war takes place over generations, involving the Knights Templar and the Assassins. The Knights Templar wish to use ancient treasure called Pieces of Eden to take over the world, while the Assassins wish to prevent such an end. The series specifically follows the modern day character Desmond Miles and his ancestors, who played key roles in the fight against the Templars. Assassin's Creed 2 follows Ezio Auditore de Firenze in Renaissance Italy, late 15th century. Assassin's Creed 2 sees major improvements over its predecessor in almost every area, including getting rid of the repetition many players did not like in the first game.
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Dude, I just saw like 3 sandbox assassins checking out a bunch of 12 year old girls coming out of the pool.
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They are often overworked by the entire department for which they are employed by. Often times they have their own coursework, projects, and research to focus on but since they need the money to stay in grad school they agree to help with coursework. Since they are essentially at the mercy of the department, it's likely that they will take their frustration out on your grades and you will most likely not do very well in the courses.
They are often overworked by the entire department for which they are employed by. Often times they have their own coursework, projects, and research to focus on but since they need the money to stay in grad school they agree to help with coursework. Since they are essentially at the mercy of the department, it's likely that they will take their frustration out on your grades and you will most likely not do very well in the courses.
Student: Yo, Todd my Teaching Assistant is mad chill. I saw him drunk at the bar last night and he told me that I would get an A in the course.
Two days later
Student: WTF, I thought I was gonna do well. My TA is such a jerk.
Student 2: Please change my grade, I'll do anything.
TA: Sorry, I wouldn't have time for anything....
Student 3: If I don't get an A in this class, I'll get disowned by my family.
TA: I was disowned the moment I graduated college, it's honestly not that bad.
Two days later
Student: WTF, I thought I was gonna do well. My TA is such a jerk.
Student 2: Please change my grade, I'll do anything.
TA: Sorry, I wouldn't have time for anything....
Student 3: If I don't get an A in this class, I'll get disowned by my family.
TA: I was disowned the moment I graduated college, it's honestly not that bad.
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Person 1 - What is assassination? Is it possible to assassinate yourself.
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - Why?
Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.
Person 1 - Nothing
Person 2 - Exactly
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - Why?
Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.
Person 1 - Nothing
Person 2 - Exactly
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Nothing is true and everything is permitted-Al-Tair Ibn La-Ahad("Son of None")
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Assassin's Creed one of the best games ever.
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