artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday December 18, 2012

artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.

So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

artificial lung

the most beautiful kind of bong, it's basically a gravity bong, but instead of a bucket of water, you tape a bread bag or plastic grocery bag or something around the bottom, airtight, and pull out as your burn...then take it all in in one hit! DO IT RIGHT AND YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE DAMN BOWL IN ONE HIT!!!

I hallucinated and thought I was a Power Rangers giant robot for an hour when I hit that Artificial Lung...

by John Scofield January 14, 2004

Artificial

(of a bid) conventional as opposed to natural.

"the Italian team began with an artificial club"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

artificial weeb

A person who acts like a weeb (e.g. they obsess over their fictional crush, they wear cat ears, they always act like they're high on sugar, etc.), but doesn't watch anime. Instead, they probably fangirl over cartoons.

Dood 1: Hey have you talked with her yet? She's such an artificial weeb!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!

by Stuffzilla January 1, 2021

Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.

He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.

by wendy 816 October 11, 2015