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anus baby

A person so incredibly annoying, that the only was to describe him is that they were pushed out of their mother's anus.
Fool, your such an anus baby, you cant just jizz off the porch.

You fucking anus baby dont touch me.
by thizzordie May 5, 2006
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anus

A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

The anus is also known as the asshole, butthole, chocolate starfish, brown eyed willy and has many other slang terms for it.
<mndfreeze> mmmmm, anus is teh good!

Last night i was having sexual relations with my girlfriend, and i proceeded to insert my finger into her anus.
by px March 6, 2003
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angus

1. A brand of beef
2. Guitar player for AC/DC
3. MacGyver's first name
1. i had some nice angus beef burgers
2. Angus was a kickass guitar hero
3. There written in flame on a castle wall, was his name: Angus! "Oh," said a maiden, "it's a beautiful name." "Maybe in your time," MacGyver replies, "but where I come from... "
by lab189 December 9, 2008
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Anus Weed

n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010
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Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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crusty anus

after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.
man i tried to lick her ass, but she had a crusty anus, she needs to clean it better!
by Mya April 10, 2005
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Anushe

Blessing, eternal, fortunate and forever.

They have the quality to charm, seduce and attarct
I want lots of Anushe in life
by udistance November 17, 2011
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