The mindless shopper, led by the nose by half-truths and misleading advertising, believing that brand name products will give them soul-satisfaction or better benefit than similar even better made products that are less heavily advertised.
"The FDA changed the name of Aspartame to Amino Sweet in an effort to fool the Americonsumer into believing that rat poison is protein". or "Tony the Tiger and the Pillsbury Doughboy are two of the slick and slimy characters telling Americonsumer Mothers that it is OK to feed their obese progeny chemicals and GMO's".
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Get the americonsumer mug.British person: "Oy bruv, I just had me some fish and chips(french fries btw). Those Americans sound funny with their Americanese innit? Not saying words and proper and such? It's good we lot here don't have slang words right-eo???"
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by Acmeusa July 9, 2018
Get the rapist americans mug.My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
Get the My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry mug.A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
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"Wow, I wouldn't fuck with America."
"Wow, I wouldn't fuck with America."
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