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altoid surprise

oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
He gave me the Altoid Surprise and created the ultimate orgasm
by Ashanti Porter January 15, 2008
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Altoid

Strong mints, Cinnamon is my favorite
Altoids can be sold in stores.
by Saints November 9, 2003
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alltimers disease

Someone who -- no matter how good your story -- always has to come up with one of their own that tops it.
Old Surfer Joe has a critical case of Alltimers.
by Nickster November 17, 2003
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Altoids case mod

A popular mod among Creative Zen Micro owners that involves using the rectangular Altoids case to store the mp3 player. Without any modifications a Micro nearly sits perfectly inside a case. Padding the inner-walls not only makes for a perfect fit, it also gives a bit of drop protection. A hole is cut away at the top to allow access to the power/lock button, headphone jack, microphone, and USB input.

The case can be painted and decorated to the owner's preference.
There were over 50 overpriced cases for the iPod and not a single one for my Micro, so I spent 75 cents on some Altoids and did an Altoids case mod at home.
by Concered Citizen September 1, 2008
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Altoidholism

Adj. A person who is addicted to altoids, usually always has some sort of mint related/ breath freshener item in thier locker, pocket, or purse, always constantly has minty fresh breath, possibly overpowering. People always know he/she has mints. Goes into Withdrawl without them.
Person 1: Dude your breath stinks.
Person 2: Go To Brandon. He has Altoidholism.
by AltoidMan August 25, 2011
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altissimo

Playing ridiculously high on an instrument.
Dude 1: I can play altissimo!!
Dude 2: I can't. You piss me off.
Dude 1: Overtones!
Dude 2: What.
by bootysaxlick January 11, 2014
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Altivore

A person who prefers mock meat, regardless of their dietary preferences.
Even before he went vegan, Martin was such an altivore.
by AJ McCoy February 10, 2017
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