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Almost Girl

A girl that is ALMOST good looking, but has one physical attribute that ruins it and in turn, makes her awkwardly unattractive.
Not necessarily a But-Er-Face.
Shiela WOULD be hot if she didn't have that lazy eye and overly hairy arms. Sheila is an almost girl.
by Almost Queen October 12, 2010
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Almosts

Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.
Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.
by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016
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Almost perfect

Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.
Nitia is almost perfect. She is so close to it.
by TheDingDong March 25, 2020
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Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.
"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."
by TimBayBe December 13, 2009
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You almost thirty!

Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.
Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!
by Bell07 February 3, 2008
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I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.
Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!
by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021
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almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.
"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"
by Higgins March 22, 2005
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