Amoonguss

A sussy pokemon.
Pokemon 591
Grass/Poison type.
Weak to Psychic, Fire, Flying, and Ice
Resists Water, Electric, Fighting, Fairy, and it’s own type.

Who’s that pokemon? ITS BIG AS YOU! It’s amoonguss!

by calebfard July 14, 2023

Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)

noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"

by Otineb January 15, 2010

de-almondization

when an Asian chick gets here eyes de-almondized to look more Anglo

Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.

by mbp4me September 27, 2013

Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.

The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.

by BelakayDub July 13, 2016

brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

national almond milk day

This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .

by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017

Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.

While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.

by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019