Alexander

A dick who at first glance appears to be a nice guy. He sleeps around and he plays multiple girls at once. He is usually blonde, tall, and from the midwest. He buys you over with his sob stories, and then you find out he has been fooling around with a bunch of other chicks.

Sussie: I just got a boyfriend!!
Jan: Me too! His name is Alexander
Sussie: So is mine...
Erina: So is mine...

by revenge is sweet bitch July 17, 2011

Alexander

The only good looking Alexander is the one who sits at the round table.

Person 1: Who the fuck is he
Person 2: He must be an Alexander he’s so ugly

by Jumpscare200 October 21, 2020

Alexander

Alexander is a very cute, hot, short, caring guy. He’s a mister steal your girl with his looks. They’re very smart. He has a crazy side but only around friends. They are normally Taurus. And you will fall in love with them at first sight.

Alexander is a real smarty.

by Neptune1221 June 17, 2019

Alexander

Has a large dick and every girl wants it

Alexanders love to cum

by your dad 19 November 4, 2020

Alexander

Somebody who's really fucking depressed

Looks like we got an Alexander over there

by ProbablyAnAlexander:( October 18, 2020

Alexander

A guy who definitely belongs with a girl who has the name natalie

Oh dang alexander you should get with natalie

by ShipperQueen July 5, 2019

Alexander

Guy who wears the loosest pants but are really tight around his waist. Always makes quizlets to impress everybody in his class, most likely a girl. Is a nerd and farts all the time ({atomic}).

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Can't you see by his pants that he's an Alex?

Alexander is such a peen and always tries to impress, he's such a nerd

by cowguy224 May 28, 2019