A sexy angel that fell from heaven. She’s great in and out of bed if you know what that means! She’s funny and you all want to be her friend, girls love her and boys get hard over her! And she doesn’t even have a clue!
Girl: Omg I wish I was an ALISHA she’s sooo cool!
Boy: fam I would pay 1,000,000 to fuck alisha any day man!
Boy: fam I would pay 1,000,000 to fuck alisha any day man!
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If you ever come across a beautiful fat cow who looks like she is willing to stay with you, have never ending conversations, stay up talking about the most absurd things in the world, match your energy and be as weird as you, surely that's an Alisha you've encountered.
Despite not being funny, Alisha somehow makes people laugh with her "jokes." She may not have a sense of humor, but her personality traits and a few other things, such as her infectious smile, her warm hugs, her expertise at mini golf, and her never-ending kisses, more than make up for it.
The best part about being with this cow is unlocking core memories with her and being able to enjoy every second of your life in her presence no matter how bad the "joke" is or how sleepy she becomes at night.
Everyone should have an Alisha in their lives.
Despite not being funny, Alisha somehow makes people laugh with her "jokes." She may not have a sense of humor, but her personality traits and a few other things, such as her infectious smile, her warm hugs, her expertise at mini golf, and her never-ending kisses, more than make up for it.
The best part about being with this cow is unlocking core memories with her and being able to enjoy every second of your life in her presence no matter how bad the "joke" is or how sleepy she becomes at night.
Everyone should have an Alisha in their lives.
Person 1: It's been 3 months since I've spent my life with a bandar and I love it.
Person 2: Surely thats an Alisha!
Person 2: Surely thats an Alisha!
by YourFatCartoon February 10, 2023
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Tymek: alesha wanna meet at regs b
Alesha: only at 12 cuz it needs to be night time dont wanna catch a tan.
Tymek: no tan no case
Alesha: only at 12 cuz it needs to be night time dont wanna catch a tan.
Tymek: no tan no case
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Nick: what was the dream about ?
Ted: some girl aleigha
Nick: what was the dream about ?
Ted: some girl aleigha
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