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Adolf Hitler Uunona 

A Nambian politician with a very unfortunate name.
If I was Adolf Hitler Uunona and I recently learned about the Holocaust and other Nazi war crimes, I'd try and change my name ASAP.

Adolf Hitler (Herr Fuhrer) 

The Leader of The German Worker's Party which later became the National Socialist, or Nazi, Party. Wrote an autobiography entitled "Mein Kampf" (or My Struggle/Battle) describing his national extremist point of view and intense hatred of Jews and the "Jewry", which they brought about. A man "mit grosse Probleme und kleiner Mast," as his close commrades Rommell, Hess, and Himmler often quipped in the midst of the second World War. In 1944, after losing ground in Sicily and the Italian mainland, he realized that his pointless war to prove that Deutschland truly was "uber alles" would most likely falter. In 1945, he blew his fucking brains out because he finally realized that his mind was his own worst enemy.
Heil Adolf Hitler (Herr Fuhrer)! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

Adolf Hitler Leader of Nazis 

The guy who is allergic to nuts but still bothers and risks stealing your "Nutella". He also killed millions of Jews and started wars... P.S. You could of just searched up Adolf Hitler....
Adolf Hitler leader of Nazis always steals John's "Nutella" because he has the most.

Chocolate Adolf Hitler  

A term used by ignorant anti-obama propaganda. They compare the current president, Barack Obama, to Adolf Hitler through their "socialist ideals".

However, people with half a brain will realize the Hitler and the Nazis were fascists. Socialism is much closer to Marxism, although it has many differences. Communism tries to remove all social class while Socialism wishes to distribute it evenly. The poor do the harder work while the rich pay off the majority of the tax, in a nutshell.
Ignorant Youth: Obama is a socialist like Hitler, he's a Chocolate Adolf Hitler !
Smart Youth: No, Hitler was a fascist, much difference. The Czech Republic is Socialist, and since when did they fuck up 6 million Jews?
Ignorant Youth: NO! NO! NO! NO! OBAMA = HITLER!
Smart Youth: Okay buddy, let me re-weld the left side of your model airplane...

Chocolate Adolf Hitler 

Not change, Resurrection. Vote Hitler. I mean Obama.

Hitler gave great speeches, too.

"Hey man you see Obama's speech on TV last night?"
"Yeah, that guy seems like the chocolate Adolf Hitler more and more everyday."