Only bread can sustain him, he is THE monkey, he is a constant parasite forcing aladdin to steal. He. Is. Abu the merciless
Abu please stop slaughtering the many, I never could have foresaw this when I adopted you! Aladdin yelled but it was futile the blood had clogged abu’s ears and eyes, forcing him to swing at any vague shape. Cutting aladdin to bits it was abu’s final actions before his parasitic ways died out.
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The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
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A handsome muslim boy who doesn’t know it yet, he thinks he doesn’t get girls but attracts the best ones, often fumbles them, but he learns from it. He wants to be successful but struggles with things leading to it. He’s often energetic, caring, funny and misunderstood, he loves adventure and is one of the best friends you can get. Always likes girls who don’t like him back, sometimes a bad kid who wants to be a better person.
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