Axl

Fine ass car guy who’s usually found at the gym, or carrying his team at league of legends. He’s very sweet, caring, and extremely smart. He has a unique sense of humor and gets along with everybody. Axl’s only flaw is a 3rd leg he was born with, doctors can’t fix it but his girl doesn’t seem to mind at all.

Bro I just cured cancer, I’m one step closer to being an axl

by Flirtyunfriendly November 22, 2021

Axl

Hot af you can’t take your eyes off him he has shimmering green eyes and long red hair he can be a bit of a jerk at times but he’s an awesome singer and a good time that makes all chicks stare if u meet he’s probably in a band too and is a great snake dancer ;)

Person 1: Do you know Axl from Guns N’ Roses

Person 2: Yeah he’s awesome dude

by yobrothermrsneil123 November 23, 2021

Axl

Someone who will leave the boys for a girl because he's a simp

Look at axl he's simping again

by Kuzenbo November 3, 2020

Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

axl rose

axl rose is the singer of guns and roses and sounds like he is getting fucked by a cell-mate in prison he sucks at singing but the other musicians in guns and roses are ok but there songs are way too famous and overplayed so if you hear a guy screaming in a song there is a 50 percent its guns and roses and 50 percent its korn

guy.1 who is the singer screaming

guy.2 its axl rose
guy.1 oh

by creammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 28, 2022

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

portal axle

an in-wheel transmission that lifts the drive axle increasing ground clearance, portal axles are used in the unimog as well as in other vehicles. they generally do not raise the axle much, but because of their gear reduction, they allow for a smaller differential case, because there is less strain on the differential

"why is the axle above the center of the wheel?"
"it has portal axles"
"wtf?"

by Subliminator January 21, 2010