A radiant player who plays like a headless chicken, runs around staring at the floor and proceeds to bottom frag on your team. However, when they are on the opposite team, they are the rebirth of S1mple and are god tier.
Guy 1: This guy on our team is so bad, he's bottom frag Reyna in Radiant.
Next Game
Guy 1: Bro this is the same bottom frag Reyna from last game hitting all his shots, all these MMR Assassins are making me derank
Next Game
Guy 1: Bro this is the same bottom frag Reyna from last game hitting all his shots, all these MMR Assassins are making me derank
by burhhrhrhr January 25, 2021
Get the MMR Assassin mug.Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
Paul: "WINNING!"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
Paul: "WINNING!"
by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011
Get the Vatican Assassin Warlock mug.Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.
The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.
by THE Albanian Assassin April 2, 2013
Get the Albanian Assassin mug.(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)
Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!
by Kushikime December 1, 2009
Get the ninja assassin mug.Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*
Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*
Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!
Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*
Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!
by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009
Get the Nasal Assassin mug.A person who kills every thread they post in, normally in two posts, the first makes the mood go OMFG, then the final post comes.
Damn, my thread was going well then that fooking thread assassin came and now I don't think there's a living thread on here!
by Threadkilla January 25, 2015
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