Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.
Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped
by Notabot42069 November 30, 2021
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Pierce Armstrong

The most awesomest human being ever. super smart and hot. Friends with Marcel. Speaks Spanish in a joke kind of way.

Very cool.
Wow! He's so awesome, he's such a Pierce Armstrong!

Let's be crazy and be like Pierce Armstrong
by hotcheetofox01 April 28, 2022
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Louis Armstrong

A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙
Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world
by UltimateDoge August 30, 2021
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Samuel Armstrong

a gay lil boy about 3 feet tall trash at fortnite hot asf. Gets bare crusty crabs.
Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis
by Blake Bretton April 03, 2018
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Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.
-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.
by Paultheman July 25, 2005
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The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin
The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world
by Baboon11 September 01, 2021
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