karis armstrong

A Gorgeous woman. Very wise and has the best advice. Knows how to cheer everyone up but rarely can cheer herself up. When she is mad she stays mad until she solves whatever the problem is. Can be a bit stubborn but usually is for the right reason. Is very romantic and lives people well. She gives full attention to the people who need it and has great social cues.

Look at that Beautiful, Fierce, Karis Armstrong

by Karis Armstrong March 5, 2021

Pierce Armstrong

The most awesomest human being ever. super smart and hot. Friends with Marcel. Speaks Spanish in a joke kind of way.

Very cool.

Wow! He's so awesome, he's such a Pierce Armstrong!

Let's be crazy and be like Pierce Armstrong

by hotcheetofox01 April 28, 2022

Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

Louis Armstrong

A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙

Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2021

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world

by Baboon11 September 1, 2021