Gavin Armstrong

An amazing person who needs more self love. There are many other Gavin’s in the world, but none like Gavin Armstrong. Gavin is a one of a kind, but just needs someone to tell him that. I was there for Gavin at some point, but I lost my chance. Gavin will soon live on to find someone bigger and better and they will light up his world one day. Gavin Armstrong is someone you meet by chance and if you do meet him you’re one of the fucking luckiest people on earth. Gavin is all you could ever want and more. He’ll be your shoulder to cry on and your best friend. He’ll spend all after school looking up definitions with you on urban dictionary, until you get caught by the teachers and are forced to go play basketball with your lame ass friends. He’ll try to buy you a dog, but you won’t except even though he’ll ask for the next three weeks. You’ll play animal crossing together and he’ll ask you to buy a fortune cookie that costs 50 dollars and you’ll say no. Gavin is a person who will give you memories to hold on to even when there won’t be any new ones to make with him. Gavin isn’t the type of person that would forget someone, or the type of person that would purposely make someone upset for no reason. Gavin Armstrong is a one of a kind person and will literally stop playing fortnite jsut to talk to you. Yeah. That’s how dedicated he is. If you’re ever so lucky to meet Gavin Armstrong, congratulations you’re life has officially become amazing.

Gavin Armstrong is the most amazing person in the world

by Ricethekid July 11, 2018

Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.

Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021

Samuel Armstrong

a gay lil boy about 3 feet tall trash at fortnite hot asf. Gets bare crusty crabs.

Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis

by Blake Bretton May 20, 2018

Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world

by Baboon11 September 1, 2021