Kapologist

A doctor who specializes in helping people who have a kapping (capping) disorder. In other words; they help someone who kaps (lies) a lot.

Boyfriend: bae you look good af

Girlfriend: Boi, Why you always Kap?
Boyfriend: No I’m Fr
Girlfriend: I think you need to go to the Kapologist because all that kap couldn’t be good fa ya ass!

by Itz.me.hasia December 31, 2020

Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..

Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

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by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

by Brown brown September 5, 2022

Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

apologia

A defence especially of one's opinions, position, or actions.

The word “apologia” in Latin meant giving a rational explanation for something, not saying that you’re sorry for something. He gazed for a little while into the fire, seeking in the analysis of his emotions his apologia.

by Sky Del Rage April 1, 2020

apologistics

A portmanteau of 'apology' and 'logistics'. In essence, apologistics occurs when operations (esp. military operations) are so badly run that they require a senior official to say 'sorry'.

'Do you think anyone will say sorry for phony wars?'
'You mean say sorry for their refusal to work out an exit strategy prior to bumbling in like the Three Stooges?'
'Yes.'
'Not bloody likely, guvnah. Those guys aren't into apologistics.'

by rxnxr October 1, 2009