Alpha Male

Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.

dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus

by YingyYango May 12, 2019

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Alpha male

Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*

by I made your mom gay December 28, 2021

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No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"

by I made your mom gay December 28, 2021

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kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?

kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.

by daddy aliya August 09, 2021

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A term used by fatherless incels based on the concept of a wolf pack that has been debunked ages ago.

Tiktok Incel: I'm what they call an Alpha male. I think woman are lesser than me but also all women want me. Andrew Tate is my lord and savior.

FBI:

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An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 08, 2021

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