Alpha Weeb

An Athletic/Buffed Weaboo

Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.

Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.

There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.

They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".

Person 1: Hey dude, I heard that one gym god was going to the Army!

Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.

by Kazachi July 7, 2018

Alpha Hoe

In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow. In Homo sapiens the Alpha Hoe prides themselves on their ability to Attract and wrangle the "Cock". If dick hunting was economics their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Hoe Pack is envitbly diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a alpha hoe at the top, competiters for Alpha Hoe in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling alpha and take her place.

1) Two college roommates vying for "Alpha Hoe" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA in a futile attempt to show off there cock courting superiority and in the process discourage other hoes.
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood

by Eric MC5th September 24, 2009

alpha kenny one

some thing you trick your friend to say
say it 10 times fast and sounds like "i'll fuck any one" go on, try it=)

hey bob, say alpha kenny one 10 times fast loud to that group of people over there

by Lilic December 27, 2008

alpha-faggot

Brace yourself. Alpha-faggot is a relationship type refers to a consensual subculture/fetish in which a a dominant male (the alpha) treats a submissive male (the faggot) in a manner purposefully designed by both parties to denigrate the "faggot" and exalt the "alpha." It draws on a notion of male hierarchy similar to patriarchal views--that there are some men who are inherently superior as a matter of biology (similar to the view that men are inherently, biologically superior to women). This means that "alphas" come out on top of the hierarchy with "faggots" as little more than objects to be used. Often it diverts the stigma that attaches to masculine tops who get paid by wealthy bottoms to have sex with those bottoms. For example, instead of applying a social stigma to the "gay for pay" top, the alpha-faggot fetish would exalt the alpha's ability to exploit thirsty "cash faggots."

Alpha: "Worthless pussyboy cash faggots like you were made to get slapped, spit on, fucked in your pussies, deepthroated, and forced to drink alpha piss by alphas like me."

Faggot: "I was born inferior--destined to be locked in an alpha-faggot relationship in which my alpha uses me in whatever way pleases him."

by db4264 August 8, 2017

Alpha Delta Phi

ADPhi is a social fraternity that started in 1832, at Hamiliton College. The fraternity started as a literary society, but became more of a regular social fraternity in the twentieth century. There is a BIG difference between the "The Fraternity" vs "The Society". The fraternity is an actually male only fraternity, the functions separately from the Society (co-ed). ADPhi's have awesome brotherhood, and kill it at every campus. They are well-dressed and refinded men.

Example 1

Freshman 1: damn bro, which fraternity should I rush?
Freshman 2: Dude everyone keeps saying the Alpha Delta Phi the fraternity, is the best fraternity on campus!

Example 2

Girl 1: I wanna have a good time tonight she we go to a pike party?
Girl 2: fuck no! Alpha Delta Phi has the best house, and throws awesome parties. They're studs!

Example 3

Hipster-artsy dude: Omg, I wanna join a frat...
ADPhi Brother: Gtfo, go somewhere else, if you wanna join the Alpha Delta Phi Society

by MagnusBlackius March 8, 2013

Alpha-Dogging

The act of temporarily bolstering your own social status and the expense of another male (usually a friend). Most often seen in terms of an almost reflexive physiological reaction in the presence of an uncommonly attractive female. One male may physically or verbally insult his companion in order to portray his dominant status in the male-male relationship.

This portrayal is often facetious and is likely to be viewed negatively by the insulted party. The alpha-dogger will also feel like a bit of a dick.

1:"wtf brah, you just grabbed my ass, you're alpha-dogging because you saw that hot piece of ass"
2:"sorry dude, I was powerless against the force of millions of years of evolution and the forced suppression of my primal, ape brain by modern society"
1:"it's cool dog, I understand"

by Fuse46406 September 29, 2011

alpha-hole

An alpha male who is also an asshole.

"Our new manager started today - first thing he did was lay down new rules about coffee breaks. What an alpha-hole!"

by smendler May 10, 2012