Rubbing Alcohol

A last resort

We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Alcoholic

1) When you calculate beer money into your living budget
2) calling a beer " A frothy cold one"
3) When drinking in excess isn't enough

EXCEPTION:
1) Drinking in excess on a boat doesn't make you an alcoholic

Person 1:Hey look over there at Judson, he's such an alcoholic.
Person 2: No he's not, he's drinking on his Boat!

by BeerIsLife April 19, 2015

alcoholiday

any random day of the week where everyone wants to drink all day but needs an excuse

Parms: Yo let's get mad fucked up today
Tim Curtin: But it's Tuesday
Parms: Who cares let's make it an alcoholiday

by university of no hope March 13, 2010

alcoholiday

An occasion like Hallowe'en, April Fool's, or Father's/Mother's Day. Though not categorized as an official holiday, is often used as a good occasion to get a good drunk on with friends.

" Shit dude! It's Hallowe'en, my favorite alcoholiday! Let's get done up as Zombies and get druuuuunk!!!"

by the Den of Iniquity November 2, 2006

alcoholica

The nickname given to the metal band Metallica for their heavy consumption of alcohol.

Those guys drink so much, they might as well be called Alcoholica!!!

by Roger T. May 2, 2005

alcoholic

Someone you don't like who drinks more than you do.

by lameo June 7, 2003

Alcoholic Logic

A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.

Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!

Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.

Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!

by Nik N. February 6, 2008