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Damn can I have those scissors Ahmad

Fine!!!
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you remind me of ahmad
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Ahmad

A person that will help you in life and stay with you on your journey, doesnt leave you by yourself in a fight and will never loss a football game. Your lucky if you have a friend named Ahmad, he is a guardian angel.
Person: Hi!
Ahmad: How are you habibi!!!
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A tech support scammer with a beautiful face and a large amount of facial hair.
Ahmad: ......
Everyone: awwwwwwwwwwww
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He is a short funny fine guy who really doesn’t care about other people and makes fun of people if they try to make him look stupid and doesn’t like if people say that he is is not better than someone at something but he is actually a cool person who kinda keeps to his self
Have u heard about Ahmad
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(noun / expression)
Pronounced: sir-MAA-yet ah-med al-shar-ʿ

Meaning: A sarcastic or blind expression of loyalty to Ahmad al-Sharʿ, often used unironically by his hardcore supporters, or mockingly by his critics.

Origin:
After the fall of the Assad regime in Syria, a new figure named Ahmad al-Sharʿ rose to power—formerly a jihadist turned politician, leading the HTS (Hay’at Tahrir al-Sham). While he presented himself as a reformer, actual change on the ground was minimal. Despite this, many Sunni Syrians, who form the country’s majority, gave him unwavering support, similar to the cult-like loyalty previously shown to Assad.

These supporters began replying to criticism online with phrases like:

"Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ is worth more than your head"

"His slipper is above your head"
These are Arabic idioms that basically say: "How dare you criticize the man who saved us?"

Eventually, they shortened it to just: "Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ", making the man’s shoe a symbol of unquestioned devotion.
Example Usage:

"Shut up, Ahmad al-Sharʿ’s shoe/slipper "صرماية أحمد الشرع" is more worth than you."
by Reasonable_Doubt August 5, 2025
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Ahmad

He's beautiful, in every single way. He's kind and caring, and he has the most adorable laugh. He's the most selfless person you'll come across, but sometimes he forgets to take care of himself. He looks like a black cat but also gives golden retriever energy at times, he does everything for the people he cares about. He's also really good-looking, has beautiful dark hair, pretty eyebrows, nose, lips and he looks like a completely different person when he changes his style. He also looks good either way; with glasses, with a beard, when he's sick. He's the best husband in the world and anyone would be lucky to marry the short king. He can be a clingy baby when he's sick, tired, or when he misses you, he's the best boy and he deserves the world. <3
X: she's so lucky she has Ahmad, he always takes so much care of her

Y: i know right !! that girl is so lucky, i wish i had an Ahmad too
by hudaisy December 14, 2025
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