Doing an Abbott

Backing out of an agreement, statement, or action, when things don't turn out in your favour.

Made famous by ex-Australian Prime Minister, and current Onion King, Tony Abbott.

My wife and I said we would get divorced if gay marriage became legal in Australia. It's now legal, but we're doing an Abbott.

by trusty_socks December 9, 2017

Greg Abbott

A very kind and nice governor who generously gives Texan women easy and free access to late-term abortions, specifically performed in schools when the fetus is about 9 years old.

Me: i lov greg abbott!!
Us: agred

by Norma dorms on a borma May 30, 2022

agotiate

Negotiate something that has happened in the past. From ago + negotiate

Let's agotiate what should have happened last week.

by wolfreporter May 14, 2016

will abbot

The biggest nonce on the planet and likes to touch girls as if their his Posesion

Girl 1 it’s will abbot!!!!
Girl 2 DO NOT RAPE ME PLS

by Naitsabes69 December 20, 2019

arbotask

Arbitrary tasking given to waste hours of your life

That asshole just arbotasked me

by the death of efficiency November 18, 2014

Abbot

That one imaginary friend that never leaves and is scary as fuck.

Why is Avery still playing duck duck goose with Abbot, she’s 16.

by Meandering Mollusk July 25, 2019

abbotsford ignorant

gays in vancouver use this term to describe the ignorance that abbotsford seems to reek of. abbotsford being a town full of bible thumpers, they are often s hocked and angered by the big city world.

'wow that guy over there's gotta be abbotsford ignorant'

by paul April 16, 2005