Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
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• ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...
Hym "ADHD is real and should be medicated."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
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A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
My step son was just brought home by the police for breaking into a strangers house, urinating all over the floor, punching the 80 year old neighbour and then giving the police and the neighbour abuse for telling him he’s not allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants. It was ok though as when I informed them he had adhd we all laughed and he was given a biscuit and a pat on the back.
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Get the adddvantage mug.Something college students tell their doctors in order to get adderall or some other stimulant pill.
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Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.
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Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.
College Student: Doctor, I have ADHD, I just know it.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.
by yummyyerem June 4, 2016
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