Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021
I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still
by TMNT August 11, 2022
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Talk to me nice, talk to me normal, sit and talk to me have a nice conversation , 212 if you want, I don’t usually talk first besides to compliment you to break the ice. If you want something just ask.
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ADHD Drinking game- Gather people around a table, as you would in zoomie zoomie. One person starts off the game as the ( Adderal ), tapping the table vigorously as the rest of the people follow suit. ( Adderal ) then does a random gesture then points to another player while the tapping of the table continues. The next player that ( Adderal ) points to will then do the gesture that ( Adderal ) did and pass it to another random player. The process is stacked and will continue until someone fucks up. Once someone fucks up, that person drinks while everyone else around the table sings " Asshole...Dick...Hand job...Drink!!" The game after that will continue with a new (Adderal). Anyone who volunteers to butt chug can overturn/add any rule they want.
Wanna get fucked up? Yeah let's play ADHD - A Drinking Game
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Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.
"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."
by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023
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WEEEEEEWHEWEWEWEW
I forgot what i was gonna write-
CHILDREN :0
ADHD PERSON:“I wanna learn some stuff about- OMG SHINY
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McCool. Usually does not like washing his hands
McCool: Hey my name is McCool and I don't like washing my hands

Doctor: He must have ADHD
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Ass Don't Have Dopamine
ADHD is believed to stem from issues with dopamine regulation.
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