Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 16, 2022

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 28, 2016

acorn head

when you use a booty as a cup to drink out of

dude... you drank gatorade out of a acorn head??

by rrrrrrrrrbonsquito February 21, 2022

acorn fucker

Whereba man puts a acorn up his ass and takes it out then puts it on a playground

HE
Y ACORN FUCKER GET THAT OUT YOUR ASS

by March 16, 2024

acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

Acorn Drill

An incident where a police officer or officers is/are startled by a random noise (like an acorn dropping onto a car), and proceed to shoot their entire

magazine into either their own vehicle(s), and/or at innocent people.

Officer Bobby heard an acorn fall on a car down the block, and he immediately conducted an Acorn Drill.

by H.A.D.D April 02, 2024

Acorn Soup

It’s just like boiled water with some acorns in it. The water could probably turn a light brown color from the dirty nature-y acorns. Boil the acorns in with the water to eliminate the brown water and kill the bacteria. I guess.

Hey wouldja like some acorn soup?

by BussyMan0307 May 18, 2020