skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.

Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.

by Virgina Simmons. January 19, 2009

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

skeeter beeter

A dick

He has a big skeeter beeter

by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019