Drum Majors

Annoying, Wanna-be Drill Sergeants, who are always messing up the tempos. Drum Majors lead the entire band in Marching Drills, Musical Rehearsals, etc. they basically exist so the Band Director doesn't really have to do anything.

" Standby!! When I Call You To Dress Center, Form a Running Block!!......... Dress Center!!! " ~ Drum Major Tyler

" I Hate Drum Majors, they are so Freakin' annoying " ~ Literally Everyone In The Entire Regiment

by AutismoPrime August 15, 2019

major booblage

When you see a girl walk in the room and she has big tits.

That girl must be in the army, because she's got major booblage.

by Andrew06 August 8, 2006

The Sergeant Major

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

by accessdnied January 21, 2010

nothin major

is when you are talking about something that isnt all that important

i just brought some new boots nothin major though

by dabullty December 9, 2009

biology major

A major in nearly every college or university that was designed to ruin lives.

1: "Hey what's your major?"
2: "Biology major"
1: "OMGEPICFAIL. -_-"

by Jus102008 October 28, 2008

Drum Major

Self-proclaimed god of band. Usually is described as the director's bitch, a small price to pay to make everyone else his or her bitch. Wields incredible power during the fall, but loses it during spring, where the band is undergoing what is known as "concert season". Is particularly fond of newbies and works to take them under wing quickly

The drum major gave the order to march despite the complaints of several upperclassmen.

by JakobderLudner August 25, 2005

Fineass Major

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."

Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008