deucing

The act of being cocky, super egotistical, being a cowboy, being bald, but having a goatee, and being ridiculously intimidating for the hell of it. One must be at least 6'5" and be outrageously proud of their physique in order to be a deuce and therefore deuce it, or take part in deucing. Deuce sounds similar to douche because it is similar.

He was totally deucing it today, I can't stand him. He's such a deuce.

by Florida is awesome February 15, 2010

deuce deuce

n. Term used for 22" rims.

Also known as Dub Deuces, see:Dub Dueces

I ride on dem deuce deuces gleemin.

by aash March 17, 2003

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009

Deuce

A Double blunt. one blunt combined with another to form a Deuce. 2 blunts in one.

Oh god i just smoked a huge deuce

by RB.Bellz January 24, 2011

deuces

A code-word for boobs, breasts and bewbs.

Wow, did you see her deuces? How does she stand up?

by Charle Jameson November 23, 2011

deuce

Slang for a DUI (Driving Under the Influence)

"Dave got popped for a deuce coming back from the Steely Dan Show."

by Sleestack November 13, 2007

deuce

When someone says something that is incorrect a second person may call "deuce" and smakc them in the head!

Greg says: I drank like 100 beers last night!
Matt says:DEUCE!(smacks him in the head)

by Rara Nigga May 4, 2007