Kony 2012

A documentary on a real problem going on in the world. It raises awareness for a man by the name of Joseph Kony abducts kids and trains them to be child soldiers. It is believed that this video uses emotional exploits to get the viewer to donate to the charity so that the United States government can keep U.S troops in Africa. The producers of the video are also claimed to be scammers, spending more money on making more videos rather than on the cause they're trying to promote.
Friend: Hey man, have you seen Kony 2012 yet?
Me: Yeah, but I'm not donating if it doesn't mean I'm helping children in Uganda.
by -.-2.0 March 11, 2012
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2012 steve

The phrase used to describe a guy who has a girlfriend and refuses to hangout or acknowledge his guy friends because his head is so far up her ass
"Hey ,have you heard from Michael Bolton lately? "No he's being a 2012 Steve"
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2012 Scale

Much like the Rictor Scale calculates the magnitude of seismic energy released by an earthquake. The 2012 Scale is similarly measured from 1 to 10, intended ironically because any number on the scale is equal to 10, It is the Pinnacle of devistation.

Reference: The pseudoscience beliefes surrounding the year 2012, such as the "Mayan long count calendar" and a wide variety of other dooms day theories.

However this scale is used to describe an event or situation merely in jest.
"I just took a raging dump that hit 10 on the 2012 Scale, I thought it was the end of the world!"

"This new film will be a 7 on the 2012 Scale in my opinion"

"Those two hate eachother! Put them in a room together and it'll be an 11 on the 2012 Scale I shit thee not!"
by TheRealMeatClown November 17, 2009
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December 21, 2012

Journal Entry: December 21, 2012

"The world didn't end today, so I jerked off instead."
by Some asshole December 21, 2012
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December 22 2012

The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.
December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.
by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010
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December 22, 2012

The day people will choose the next doomsday.
December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------

Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again
by LegitDefinitions September 26, 2010
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December 21 2012

I'll be out drinking on December 21 2012.
by Clm8000 October 02, 2009
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