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December 21 2012 

Just another day.
I'll be out drinking on December 21 2012.
December 21 2012 by Clm8000 October 2, 2009

December 22, 2012 

The day after the world doesnt end.
person 1: "dude, wasnt the world supposed to end yesterday?!"

person 2: "pshh NO! its December 22, 2012. now what do you want for christmas?"

kony 2012 

An annoying documentary on Joesph Kony by Jason Russell (who is also the founder of the Invisible Children Organization) that went viral in March 2012 on every social networking website. Joesph Kony is a warlord in Uganda who abducts children, forces them to kill their parents and serve his army. Jason Russell and his supporters want to make Kony famous in order to make the US armed forces go to Uganda and arrest him by gaining support from members of US congress and celebrities. The whole thing is very annoying. What Kony is doing is definitely a crime against humanity, however why should the US armed forces be bugged about this? Last time we checked the US armed forces were a group of soldiers to eliminate THREATS not a group of mercenaries that will kill anybody that others don't like. We have sent 100 troops to Uganda however they are inactive once they get there. Honestly if these people want Kony dead so bad Jason Russell and his supporters should have a fundraiser, go to Uganda, by cheap AK and AKM type rifles from a local dealer and hunt him down themselves. You are not fighting a war by bugging others to fight it for you. Quit bugging the US military for everything they're not a commissioning service. The supporters should also stop bashing anybody who does not care about the situation as it is not mandatory. The activism for a good cause but has terrible demands.
Person1:Did you get a kony 2012 video on your wall?

Person2: Yeah, those idiots think they're helping by liking the video and bashing anybody who does not want to get involved.

Person1: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
kony 2012 by Ekim_ August 5, 2012

December 22nd, 2012 

The day after the huge, great, bad, sad, and crazy "nothing happened"!
Guy1: aren't you gonna help me to make a big fire?

Guy2: fire? What for?

Guy1: i wanna burn the mayan calendar and the nostradamus prophecies! It's december 22nd, 2012!

Guy2: good job! I'm in.
December 22nd, 2012 by AregSisakian December 10, 2012

Mitt Romney 2012 

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said
I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012
Mitt Romney 2012 by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012

December 22, 2012 

This is the day after December 21, 2012 (supposedly the apocalypse). On this day, people will feel like an asshole for believing the world will end the day before.
Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: December 22, 2012...

Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?

Person 2: No...we're still alive.

Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole!!!