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Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers
net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby
by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 19, 2011
mugGet the Net babymug.

Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.
"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"
by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022
mugGet the Net nudgingmug.

net slum

any website which seems poorly maintained and/or likely to contain malware; usually dedicated to illicit or questionably licit practices. Common characteristics include sparse and unattractive layout, frequent spelling errors, dead links, and extensive advertisement.
I had to visit a net slum to pirate that movie.
by NetKnight December 18, 2012
mugGet the net slummug.

flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.
Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014
mugGet the flesh netmug.

net force

The sum of the vectors of all forces acting on a object.
the net force of the car that just crashed into my watermelon was over 9000 and exploded my ballsack.
by DICKFACE MAGEE March 1, 2017
mugGet the net forcemug.

fish netting

A lesbian interaction happening on or around the dance floor of a rave or club
Lorie came to the club single, now she is fish netting with Samantha.
by Williss90 January 31, 2015
mugGet the fish nettingmug.

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
mugGet the Net Blindnessmug.

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