Net-talk

Net-talk is used to explain people being cheeky or loud over messages.

Low the net-talk

by Sonctheredhog June 22, 2018

Sky-netted

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.

The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

or

Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010

Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.

"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"

by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022

net slum

any website which seems poorly maintained and/or likely to contain malware; usually dedicated to illicit or questionably licit practices. Common characteristics include sparse and unattractive layout, frequent spelling errors, dead links, and extensive advertisement.

I had to visit a net slum to pirate that movie.

by NetKnight December 18, 2012

net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.

"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."

by polepot January 6, 2009

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

thirst net

A thirst net is the social media of a thirsty net comprised of multiple thirst trap in the form of sexy pictures and post.

Becky “Have you seen Tiffany’s Insta, Snap, Twitter, And Facebook? She’s set so many thirst traps-That it’s now a net- a thirst net.”

by AmazonM May 6, 2018