Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.
by Trip Zebra April 25, 2010
Get the hot pocketmug. A term used amongst skate boarders or the "extreme" sportman, meaning the burning and often painful sensation when jumping or falling and landing on your heels. It usually tends to hurt in your lower back and heels.
by Matthew Wu September 14, 2008
Get the hot pocketsmug. by hotpocketman April 14, 2008
Get the hot pocketmug. a food used during early morning sex. when there is only one, you bite, chew, make out, regurgitate into your partners mouth, take another bite, lather, rinse, repeat.
no one knows how they can waffle so early in the morning, they believe the stamina is in the hot pocket
by yourmomeatswaffles April 9, 2007
Get the hot pocketmug. To fill a pizza pocket with a mixture of menstrual fluid and ejaculative fluids and deep frying the hot pocket. Server immediately.
by MW4L April 11, 2008
Get the hot pocketmug. A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.
hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
Get the Hazleton Hot Pocketmug. When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
by ndrago1 February 10, 2017
Get the swedish hot pocketmug.