felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009

L + Ratio

The true signs of degeneracy on the internet

Dude 1: *insert upcoming game here* is going to be mid
Dude 2: L + Ratio + nobody cares

by That's not very paragon! October 29, 2022

the Seaside Ratio

When there is 3 or more guys hanging around 1 girl. Often the girl is a skank and the the guys are guidos, but this ratio can be seen anywhere. this is the opposite of the beach boys ratio.

"Every bar we went to last night had the Seaside Ratio"

by OMGitsDANxCORE July 17, 2009

BTM ratio

(short for boobs-to-maintenance ratio) is a commonly used metric for gold-diggers, pioneered by bitcoin millionaires and Hong Kong veterans.

Units: cup (A = 1, B = 2, etc...) per $1000 of monthly maintenance cost.

Anything with BTM ration of 4 or above is considered a good investment. The ultimate goal in life is to father children with women who have an infinite BTM ratio.

1. My Thai GF got a BTM ratio of 8, what a catch!

2. Hong Kong's average BTM ratio is 0.5, no wonder the country's falling apart!

by bal3r November 07, 2019

failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do

Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio

by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022

game ratio

your game ratio is the expression of the theory of game, based on those you date in ratio to your income. the equation: take the average hotness of the people you've dated and put it in proportion to your yearly income. for example, the last 3 chicks/dudes you were with had an average (based on looks/personality etc.) rating of 80. your yearly income is $40,000 so your ratio is pretty good. the assumption is that if you make less money, it takes more game to bag hotter subjects. if you already ballin', your game has to be extra to up your ratio - if you make $100,000 a year you better be hitting straight diiiiimes all the time.

"who's that hot chick?"

"oh you tryin' to raise your game ratio?"

"always."

by black ruby November 11, 2009

filletio ratio

simply the guy to girl ratio in any given situation.

Dude: "Yo i heard this party's going to be insane!"
Dude 2: "Yea man, it's rumored there will be a filletio ratio of like 1 to 3!"

by yungkillainmanilla April 14, 2014