felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009

bullshit ratio

The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.

The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".

See also: Gish Gallop

I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.

by alexandria_ February 23, 2018

filletio ratio

simply the guy to girl ratio in any given situation.

Dude: "Yo i heard this party's going to be insane!"
Dude 2: "Yea man, it's rumored there will be a filletio ratio of like 1 to 3!"

by yungkillainmanilla April 14, 2014

failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do

Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio

by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022

L + Ratio

The true signs of degeneracy on the internet

Dude 1: *insert upcoming game here* is going to be mid
Dude 2: L + Ratio + nobody cares

by That's not very paragon! October 29, 2022

MKH Ratio

Is a scale which measures the efficacy of a relationship by dividing the amount of money spent on a relationship over the rounds of complete intercourses. If this ratio falls under 50 EPR (Euro per Round) the relationship is considered effective. Otherwise, the relationship has failed to meet MKH standards. This Ratio was first introduced by M.Khadem, et al (2021) and was later developed by K and S, et al (2022).

Why are you sobbing over a relationship with an MKH Ratio of 78?!

by Happik February 8, 2022

game ratio

your game ratio is the expression of the theory of game, based on those you date in ratio to your income. the equation: take the average hotness of the people you've dated and put it in proportion to your yearly income. for example, the last 3 chicks/dudes you were with had an average (based on looks/personality etc.) rating of 80. your yearly income is $40,000 so your ratio is pretty good. the assumption is that if you make less money, it takes more game to bag hotter subjects. if you already ballin', your game has to be extra to up your ratio - if you make $100,000 a year you better be hitting straight diiiiimes all the time.

"who's that hot chick?"

"oh you tryin' to raise your game ratio?"

"always."

by black ruby November 10, 2009