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Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
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Scientific Method

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"
by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020
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standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.
Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!
by eddie boom December 13, 2013
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brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.
Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011
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The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.
by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019
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Faucet method

Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.
I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021
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Method Cosplay

Method Cosplay is the act of not only dressing a character from fiction, but also taking on there persona.
Omg Craig is a method cosplayer! It's so awesome!
Have you seen method cosplay? I don't know if i can do it!
by RayvinMadoki October 26, 2018
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