A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.
Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home
by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021
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Swifty

A metropolitan young adult (usually from Gen Z) that that has been socialized into individualism and pop feminism.

The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.

Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.
I came across this Swifty on TikTok that was saying "the real poors are the ones who have to stand outside the stadium for Taylor Swift's Era's Tour."
by Genedide June 19, 2023
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Swiftie

Someone who follows Taylor Swifts life and work like their life depends on it.
"Omg! You are the biggest Swiftie."
by Nils Sjöberg Swiftie June 6, 2023
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Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
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SWIFTIE

A person who supports or is obsessed with Taylor Swift, usually attacking anybody who says something a little mean about her.
Yea, Kayla is a SWIFTIE.
by someone you don't know irl :O December 28, 2024
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Swiftie

I love handing Creighton the aux cord because he is such a swiftie.
by Ozaarc May 20, 2024
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Pull A Swiftie

When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.
Pull A Swiftie

"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"

"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"
by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017
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