Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 3, 2024
Get the Swiftymug. by riley1989 November 23, 2022
Get the Swiftymug. Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023
Get the Swiftymug. A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
Get the Swiftymug. Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
Get the Swiftiemug. A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.
by danqii May 1, 2024
Get the Swiftiemug. by my lover June 29, 2021
Get the swiftiemug.