Ernstein

A true paragon of propriety, he always makes sure everyone is happy and accounted for.

"This Ernstein guy is truly a paragon of propriety!"

by PeckingDuckGod August 10, 2018

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Little Einstien

A term used to describe a man's penis that has difficulties reaching an erection. Or another name for a small penis.

I hate my Little Einstien!
He had a Little Einstien...so I walked out.

by Catzz01 March 2, 2015

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einsteins theory of relativity

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

by Aky July 18, 2006

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Einsteins

Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.

"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"

by Evil Doll December 12, 2006