gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

stabbing cabin

A cabin where you go to have sexual intercourse with women

We need stabbing cabin to get laid

by Dozer0818 April 19, 2016

stab inn

A tavern located in a less salubrious part of town where violence is commonplace.

"Been in The Empire Bar lately?"
"No chance. That place is a stab inn."

by udticket October 21, 2015

Drag and Stab

When you want to have sex with a girl in the ass but dont have lube so you drag her vaginal juices to her asshole and stab her ass with your penis

What did you do last night?
I drag and stabbed some ho!

by baller35 October 13, 2011

Indian Stab

To viciously ram a girl in the asshole without prior warning then proceed to reach around and wrap your hand around her mouth, opening and closing to create an "Indian" call. Continue to do so until the only fair outcome would be to pay reparations.

"Hey, what was that sound?"
"That was Billy Indian Stabbing Melissa upstairs."
"Sweet."

by BIlly Hitchock November 3, 2006