stoned

1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation

the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!

by Stoner Dave September 23, 2005

stoned

Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.

Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch

by DanlyHoSeper August 23, 2008

stone

A girl who is unreachable unless you knock someone out first. To give you a chance.

Germ: "that girl is a stone over there"
Stephen: "i know bro we would have knock him out to get to her"
Germ: " we might just have to do that"
Stephen: "Im in"

by wafflesFFL January 2, 2011

stone

a Fucking idiot. Who only cares about himself. He thinks he's better than everyone and tends to shit on people no matter how good they are to him. He's a cheater and a manipulator, making him one of the worst people to call a friend. Do not trust someone named stone. They tend to stab you in the back when u least expect it.

I'd like to beat the fuck out of that low life loser stone

by anangelfromabove777 November 5, 2019

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stone

A stone is a natural material. It's often grey and hard. The humans in the stoneage used stones to build tools.
But I've got a guestion: Why tf did you searched for "Stone" in the Urban dictionary.

author: haha lol, this dude searched for stone.
Dude: haha lol, this author wrote literally the entry for stone in this dictionary

by LordLaberstein August 4, 2021