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Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
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Man-pies

dude, you need to get some sun on those hairy man-pies of yours.
by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010
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Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
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Elevator Man

(elevator man) A gent or a guy who decides to showcase romance in an elevator. It's mostly that scene in a movie where the main couple are in an elevator together and bro decides to set a s3ggsy mood... probably ending up in what was started not being finished in the same day.
Girl: *pouting* Are you telling me you're interested in her

Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?

Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-

Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?

Girl: *blushes rapidly*

(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)

Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*

Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened

Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man
by realhousepotatoofjoburg April 2, 2022
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hamburger man

a man that is a hamburger and says the nigger word
by hamburger man 69 December 12, 2020
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Gorgeous Man

A beyond gorgeous man inside and out. Pure perfection. Everything a woman could want and be lucky to have.
MikeHatred is a gorgeous man! 😍
by Squareworkmedia October 28, 2022
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